They hide away,
for most of their lives,
like cicada,
until their Orpheus guides them
from their Underworld of soil.
Then gently caressed by the hands of a farmer,
treating each and everyone like their own children,
in need of a bath after frolicking in the mud,
placed delicately with their brothers and sisters,
on the back of a truck,
on their route to adventure.
Upon arriving at the market,
they are thrown roughly into a wooden crate,
along with hundreds of others,
all squished in that incredibly small space,
becoming bruised and battered;
oh!
the discomfort they must have felt!
A staple so humble to the rest,
the constan
A young woman named Shaniqua loved making art, and practiced carving all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical phalanges, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Dildo, Newfoundland, and a portrait of Kim Kardashian that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby wonton for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in carving t
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Godfrey who always dreamed of becoming the world's best concubine. He trained every day for 0.1 hours in order to beat his rival, The Rigorous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Godfrey came armed with a saddle and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Godfrey emerged as the prickly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Chinese New Year.
Fella's Magnificent Birthday Bash by ReubenLies, literature
Literature
Fella's Magnificent Birthday Bash
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a magnificent surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Ferret, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "TICKLE FIGHT!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly imploded. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 toenails. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
He stared at me, dead in the eye, from the other end of the battlefield. A vast land of scattered fiefs lay between us, blanketed with knights waiting our next commands.
I stared back, with equal, if not more, undivided intensity.
He lowered his head at a nearly unnoticeable angle, keeping his unreadable eyes on my own. I can feel him burrowing past my pupils, tunneling into the murky depths of my mind, taking it apart, gear by gear, extracting and unraveling my thoughts, deciphering my plans.
I see his finger twitch, ever so slightly. My eyes leap to that hand, widening with anticipation. He slowly raises his hand, a vein bulging undernea
They hide away,
for most of their lives,
like cicada,
until their Orpheus guides them
from their Underworld of soil.
Then gently caressed by the hands of a farmer,
treating each and everyone like their own children,
in need of a bath after frolicking in the mud,
placed delicately with their brothers and sisters,
on the back of a truck,
on their route to adventure.
Upon arriving at the market,
they are thrown roughly into a wooden crate,
along with hundreds of others,
all squished in that incredibly small space,
becoming bruised and battered;
oh!
the discomfort they must have felt!
A staple so humble to the rest,
the constan
A young woman named Shaniqua loved making art, and practiced carving all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical phalanges, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Dildo, Newfoundland, and a portrait of Kim Kardashian that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby wonton for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in carving t
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Godfrey who always dreamed of becoming the world's best concubine. He trained every day for 0.1 hours in order to beat his rival, The Rigorous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Godfrey came armed with a saddle and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Godfrey emerged as the prickly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Chinese New Year.
Fella's Magnificent Birthday Bash by ReubenLies, literature
Literature
Fella's Magnificent Birthday Bash
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a magnificent surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Ferret, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "TICKLE FIGHT!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly imploded. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 toenails. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
He stared at me, dead in the eye, from the other end of the battlefield. A vast land of scattered fiefs lay between us, blanketed with knights waiting our next commands.
I stared back, with equal, if not more, undivided intensity.
He lowered his head at a nearly unnoticeable angle, keeping his unreadable eyes on my own. I can feel him burrowing past my pupils, tunneling into the murky depths of my mind, taking it apart, gear by gear, extracting and unraveling my thoughts, deciphering my plans.
I see his finger twitch, ever so slightly. My eyes leap to that hand, widening with anticipation. He slowly raises his hand, a vein bulging undernea
Nightmare Fuel: Monsters by Anastasios Gionis by danlev, journal
Nightmare Fuel: Monsters by Anastasios Gionis
Anastasios Gionis is a digital sculptor and 3D modeler for the film industry. His work has been featured in films such as Snow White and the Huntsman, Cabin in the Woods, Land of the Lost, Hop, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
He also did character design for kids TV shows including As Told by Ginger, All Grown Up, Squirrel Boy, and Rocket Power.
I keeeeeed.
No lovin' for me.
Anyveyyyyyyys, I'm going to be doing some manager-type stuffs over on my friend's account. She's now open for commissions! More info here:
~MorningSun5 (https://www.deviantart.com/morningsun5)
She's friggin' sexual awesome. She's awesome.
Moving on. I've been in summer school since the beginning of July-- so about 6 weeks now. And guess what? I still have no friends. It's actually quite laughable. I'm normally an outgoing character, an extrovert to most my peers, but I guess I'm still reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally introverted at heart. I always have been, now that I think about it. Guess you can't fake it till you make it.
Also, there aren't
A lovely copy-and-paste-story that was brought to my attention on le facebook:
Kim jON il was going 2 war wit his bf hu jintao n day was cross in da border to sour korea.
king john see "hu will u luv me 4evr"
hu said "NO.."
kim jong creyed N ran across da border to sour korea but was killed in no mans land
hu was creyin and went to pic up kims body
kim wez ded.
hu whisper 2 him "i meant 2 set i will live u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he love kim moar den 4evr"
xxx :(((((((
..like if u crey!
<3 <3 <3